This Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask is so intensely be-featured and spec-heavy - with its warmth, water resistance, large size, and more, so much more - that certain misconceptions have arisen about features it does not actually have. So in the interest of helping consumers make good buying decisions (aside to my manager: please note this on my next performance review), please be advised that this Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask does not include:
Decioctophonic 18-channel surround sound
GPS for cats
A sock warmer
A keyboard made of a light, fluffy vegan egg substitute called N'Egg
Holo-Clippy
Durable steel and rubber casters for easy rolling over smooth surfaces
Fun, jazzy Mardi Gras-themed decorative details
"Enhance"
- Water resistant
- Reversible to solid black material
- Velcro closure
- Wearable with goggles
- One size fits most
- Climate Protection
- Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
