Justinian Balaclava

Justinian Balaclava: One simple Balaclava's powerful story of love and redemption.

Use this: For your most challenging expeditions.

Don't use this: For your most challenging soap scum.

The alter-ego living inside this Balaclava is named: Justinian.

Rejected names for this product include: Spoon. (Already taken.)

For its audition to appear on the site, this product used a monologue from: Balaclava on a hot tin roof.