When the package arrives at your door, you won’t know why you bought the DOT German Motorcycle Helmet you’ve received. Once open, however, your fate is sealed. “Hey! I got the Flat Black DOT German Motorcycle Helmet! It’s looks nothing like the novelty german helmet. It is bigger and bulkier and a lot uglier then the novelty german helmet, but I just randomly got THIS one!”
“Harold, there’s something I need to tell you. I’m leaving you.”
“What?! You can’t be serious?”
“It’s time, Harold. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. Let’s not make a scene, okay? I’m just going to take a few things to my mother’s house and…”
“Stacy, wait! Let’s talk for a second. I know I’ve been a jerk a lot of times, especially about the laundry and the dishes and punching your dad in the throat during political discussions, but you can’t just end it like this.”
“Harold, please! Don’t make this any harder than it has to be.”
“Look, Stacy, I know this sounds ridiculous, but it wasn’t until I opened that box that I realized just how much you really mean to me. So much, in fact, that I’m willing to change, really change.”
“Do you mean that?”
“I do. And just as soon as I take my new DOT German Matt Motorcycle Helmet out for a test ride, I’m going to get started. I’ll take the yoga classes! I’ll find a better job! I’ll stop making you wear the chainmail bikini when the guys come over for D&D night!”
“Oh, Harold! I’m so happy!”
“And I’m going to keep making you happy, Stacy. Forever. I promise.”
Price: $75.00
The DOT German Flat Black Motorcycle Helmet Has:
- Fiberglass shell
- Traditional styling
- D-ring closure
- Meets or exceeds D.O.T. standards
- Superior strength
- Steel rivets
- Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
- Flat Black finish
- Weight: 1.15 pounds
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- Certification: DOT
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 904g, 1.15lbs
- Side to Side Length: 26cm, 10.1in
- Front to Back Length: 29.5cm, 11.6in
- Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in
