Ancient Skull Neoprene Face Mask

Introducing what could possibly be the easiest way to convince a toddler you have magic powers.

When looking at this Ancient Skull Neoprene Face Mask, it's natural to consider the warmth you will enjoy and the dryness it will provide, but really, in only considering those aspects, you're missing out on the best part.

What's that best part, you ask? Well, it's simple: fooling our children or nieces and nephews into thinking we turned into aliens.

It doesn't take much. All you need to do is call them over, put the Ancient Skull Neoprene Face Mask on, and then just keep your mouth shut and don't say a word.

Then, when the kid starts shouting "I wanna try! I wanna try!" you quickly Velcro it off yourself and Velcro it onto them. They'll try to repeat your "silent" success, but it won't work....They can never be quiet! Their eyes will widen, and they'll acknowledge that, yes, indeed you are a Alien.

That, or they'll punch the screen out of frustration or spit up on the keyboard, but that's up to you to stop that from happening. We can only do so much.