Mudflap Girl Motorcycle Helmet

Certification: DOT Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL Weight: 924g, 2.06lbs Side to Side Length: 23.3cm, 9.25in Front to Back Length: 28.7cm, 11.75in Padding Thickness: 2.54, 1in

Hail to the King, baby

First impressions are mucho importanto. And when you’re a stranger walking into a roadhouse packed with ne’er-do-wells and skullduggerists, you’re gonna need to make it known real quick that you are not the type be trifled with. So when the biggest, nastiest motorcycle enthusiast you have ever seen steps up to you with piece of chain in his hand and asks you just what you think you’re doing in there, you’re going to have to look him dead in the eye, point to the cabinet in the corner, and proclaim, “I wanna challenge you to a game of Ms. Pac-Man.”

This is going to catch him off guard. “I… I don’t have any quarters.”

Smirk a little, then say, “Don’t worry, Nancy. I’ve got you covered.” This is your chance. Put on your Mudflap Girls Motorcycle Helmet. Listen for the audible gasp. The entire bar will be hypnotized in fear as they stare in wide-eyed horror at the skulls & ladies on the side. Act like you don’t notice. Reach into your pocket then and let a few coins spill to the ground. Don’t pick them up. Grab his hand and shove the quarters into his hand. “Now, let’s gobble some pills. You first.”

The entire roadhouse will gather around the game as the biker slips a coin into the slot. “You know, I haven’t played this in a while,” he’ll explain sheepishly.

“Excuses don’t chomp ghosts, Mildred. Now, PLAY.”

All eyes will be on Big & Beefy as he attempts to clear the first board. With as much indifference as you can muster, declare that you are going to get a drink. Slip out of the crowd and stride right the heck out of that bar, mister, and step on the freakin’ gas before they know you’re gone. You may be out some quarters, but at least you still have your face.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Traditional styling
• D-ring closure
• One-year warranty
• Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Sun visor
• High Gloss finish with skulls & ladies
• 4 air vents